Funny+Story

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My bag stank of rotten apples. Not just a little bit, but a lot. Enough to knock out a bird if it flew too close. Clearly they weren't flying close enough so I threw an apple at a bird and it fell to the ground. When I picked up the bird to see if it was dead, I checked for breathing, nothing. yep it was dead that means if i through it at the people that i dislike they might stop hurting me because i am sronger. so tonight i will go to there homes and through apples at them!!!=====